Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last
That's why I treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best
Try to treat you the way you want me to

I never open a door or pull out a chair
You could tell me how your day was but I don't really care
And if you ever get cold you will just have to hack it
Cause I'd be cold too if I give you my jacket
And I'm like WHOA

You ain't sitting up front, the front is for the homies
You can sit in the trunk.
I never answer my phone whenever you call it and
When the waiter brings the phone I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last
That's why I treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best
Try to treat you the way you want me to

And I'mma beat you in every competition 

Going out with the girls, you better get my permission

Wait, NO! I take that back you can't go
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show
Girl: Do I look fat in this dress?
Boy: Hell yeah YOU do!
Wait let me speak you language
Cows go moo.. moo~ moo~ MOO~

Nice guys finish last
That's why I treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best
Try to treat you the way you want me to

But behind the seeds she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful and show her that she's my world
And when she's scared tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart because....

Nice guys finish last
That's why I treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best
Try to treat you the way you want me to...